50 shades of bible.
my new favorite bible quote.
IF YOU BLAME YOUNG GIRLS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO REACT TO UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES FROM ADULT MEN I WILL DESTROY YOU, I WILL ERADICATE EVERY PROTON THAT COMPRISES YOUR WORTHLESS BODY, HOW DARE YOU
A guys moan is the sexiest thing ever
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
I appreciate soap so much because look at it
so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these
some are pretty beautiful
or wicked adorable
you can give it to a loved one
or just sit there and drool at it
but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap
The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.
lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows
WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT
DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD
WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN
This is incredibly stupid.
My new reaction gif to any hate :3
Can we please just take a moment to appreciate Pester Some Chums’ panelist Aradia?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN?
you brought this bacK
And we will keep doing it
Why is this on my dash again?
Remember when we ran an ask panel with a stuffed sheep?
WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK
this is also the same panel that jake english took his pants off at
I have that same sheep
And the Highblood set :’3
i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function.
Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
So daft I had to post
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The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight